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It’s alive

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Enjoy …

AARDVARK

Polite young men exchanging opinions

Saturday, October 11th, 2008

Discussion found on Piratebay.org (on a torrent for downloading the complete Suicidal Tendencies discography):

AJslayer på 2008-07-26 02:26 CET:
HOLY CRAP!!! do not download unless you want to organize each and every track. all of the songs are not organized correctly. no album names, no track numbers, etc.
Evil_Demonz_Are_Scary på 2008-07-26 02:53 CET:
Get lost you wanker! Go and try and spoil somebody else’s torrent ’cause you won’t spoil this one. These mp3s took me ages to tag so stuff ya, each track is 100% perfect in naming so take your shit and dump it on somebody else instead, nob jockey!
AJslayer på 2008-07-28 20:26 CET:
yea, i realize it took you eons to tag this shit, but my itunes isn’t lyin, man. look, i guess its just itunes, but the only things that are tagged are the names. no track #’s, album names, etc. its fuckin stressin me out, but then again, i shouldn’t be complainin, cause the shit’s for free.
AJslayer på 2008-07-28 20:27 CET:
but anyways, it was no problem fixin everything back up, so whatever. thanks for uploading the shit anyway, it fuckin rocks.
Evil_Demonz_Are_Scary på 2008-07-29 20:37 CET:
Fuck off you wanker!
Evil_Demonz_Are_Scary på 2008-07-29 20:40 CET:
It’s probably because you don’t know what you’re doing, that’s what’s the problem. Just don’t start spounting off because you can’t use iTunes, why you wanna use that I just don’t know. It’s shit, get something better like foobar2000 and stop wasting my time. These tracks are as tagged as they can possibly be so think next time before you start shit on a torrents comments :-pblue
Evil_Demonz_Are_Scary på 2008-07-29 20:48 CET:
Oh shit, sorry dude! You were right, I just thought you were being a cunt and I was going cyco on yo ass. It appears you are right these I did tag the names correctly but I see what you’re saying and there’s no year, genre and track number tag. Dam, I thought I’d sorted this one out and just left it. You were right away, I thought you were trying to fuck up my torrent making people not wanna download it, oh well fuck it anyway I made the file names with track numbers…

More architect stuff

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Coming up soon. New identity and website for aarvark architects.

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We’re so excited (updated) …

Saturday, July 12th, 2008

After a two months delay it’s finally online.
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This morning I scared the boxes in the closet

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

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Er John Faxe far til Martin fra ??rum?

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Mens vi venter på Martins første cd, som uden tvivl bliver en musikhistorisk milepæl, svirrer rygterne i musibranchen.

5 minute doodles

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

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Deconstructing HE Magazine

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

Rhesus B (ird) (more…)

Hi Hitler

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

Vi er stadig lamslåede, ja nærmest i shock over, at dette mesterværk ikke passede ind. Fuck jer, jurysvin! I samarbejde med Krydsrum og Søren Duvald fra Aardvark.

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Powerpointlektion 1

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

For 40 år siden var lysbilledshow stadig forholdsvist spektakulært og noget mange forbinder med overvejende rare stunder blandt familie og venner. At lysbilledkonceptet har fået renæssance, men i en ny skikkelse er dog noget, de færreste i virkeligheden ville ønske sig. Især ikke nu, hvor samtlige lysbilleder forestiller stort set det samme, én kassette kan indeholde et uendeligt antal slides, og indholdet kan være både rasende grimt og uinspirerende. Uendelige rækker af bulletpoints, kantet typografi og unødigt komplicerede modeller og diagrammer, krydret med clipart og dårligt opløste billeder med uforståelige eller intetsigende motiver. Vi taler naturligvis powerpoint ??? konsulenter og andet godtfolks digitale støttebind. Indse det bare ??? en støjende projektor og levende billeder på væggen tryllebinder ikke længere. Har du inderst inde på fornemmelsen, at folk keder sig, når du præsenterer? Falder folk i søvn, leger med mobilen eller er deres tanker bare et andet sted? Eller er du blot frustreret over, at dine evner ikke slår til, når du nu både vil begejstre og behage, så er er her en håndfuld tommelfingerregler, der med held kan bruges til at gøre dine powerpointpræsentationer mindre uudholdelige for dine medmennesker. Næste del i serien vil indeholde konkrete designanvisninger ??? lige til at printe ud og gemme … (more…)